chicken soup.

RECAP!
At a certain Kenny Rogers Roasters at a certain Great World City, with a certain waitress (kinda older, long hair, abit chubs but pleasant-looking).

Me: Hello. Just wondering, the chicken soup on your menu — is it the clear or creamy soup? Question being ordered the creamy chicken soup before. WHICH after some googling, it's the Chicken Noodle Soup.
Waitress: Chicken soup is a clear soup. Creamy soup is actually the mushroom soup.
Me: Oh! I thought you used to have a creamy chicken soup before. My reply then when I didn't remember that it was actually the Chicken Noodle Soup.
Waitress: No, that's the mushroom soup.
Me: Oh, sad. Alritey then, I'll get the chicken soup. *ordered while pointing to the picture in the menu — the clear chicken soup*
Waitress: So you want the clear soup or the creamy soup?
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Me: *Say what?* Huh? I thought you said there isn't any creamy chicken soup?
Waitress: Yah.
Me: So now *miraculously* there's creamy chicken soup?
Waitress: No we don't.
Me: Huh. Then why you asked if I wanted clear or creamy chicken soup? When there's only CLEAR chicken soup, and CREAMY mushroom soup?
Waitress: *half-hearted smile*
Me: *YOU IS LAME.* I just want THIS *still pointing at the clear chicken soup picture in the menu*, the CLEAR chicken soup. Chicken soup IS chicken soup. Mushroom soup IS mushroom soup, no need to clear or creamy, very confusing leh.
Waitress: *half-hearted smile* Okay, so one chicken soup.
Me: (-_-)"
Gramps: *Snickering*
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So both of us finished our order, and when the soup came... I was almost surprised it was the clear chicken soup.

SAY WHAT?


~dr